‘Guess’ who took another L?
You missed out on Supreme on Thursday, only to find the shoes you want being resold by a 13 year old kid of whom is adamant that his size is the rarest; you probably took multiple L’s Friday missing out on the tech fleece sock darts and FP prestos; followed by the MAJOR L you took Saturday morning when your proxy for Palace realised he couldn’t buy 3 x small, 2 x mediums and 6 x larges of the same damn tri ferg. Can’t get worse right? Nah homie, you forgot about Guess.eu. MAJOR L ALERT. You waited up till midnight, sad you missed out this week on every single thing you wanted, hoping that due to Guess’ mid-week fuck up (accidental release) they’d make sure everything went smoothly this time. Went well? Nope. Gateway timeout. Not loading. Crashed. Finally sorted at 3am, hope?! Nope, sold out.
There’s a familiar taste forming in your mouth. What is it? Tastes, salt like? See what our members had to say about the Guess x ASAP collab. This, is the salt shaker.
Written by Tayler Prince-Fraser
Image credits The Basement and its members.